Top 8 Reasons To Stock Up On Ammo RIGHT NOW
Babylon Bee - Satire | Published on 2/9/2022
1) You'll need enough ammo to defend yourself from the zombie hoard caused by the next Wuhan lab leak: We heard COVID-20's a doozy.
2) To fill up those new 700-round drum magazines you just bought for your AR-15: Next year they're coming out with a 1000 round drum! 'Merica!
3) Just in case you get dirt on the Clintons: If you get dirt on Hillary, you need to be prepared to defend yourself against a full military strike.
4) It's time for us to buy what we have been buying and that time is every day: Wise words from Kamala Harris!